Listening to the radio this morning (D.C.'s own 99.5 to be exact), I heard two funny jokes and felt the need to share them. Well, one of the jokes I actually heard last night, but you don't need all the details. So, one joke I heard last night and the other joke I heard this morning. Either way there are still two jokes...two funny jokes. I just don't want you people to think I'm a liar.
The first joke, in no particular order, needs a bit of a set up. Instructions: I tell you the answer to the question, you ponder the question ever so briefly and then I tell you the question. Easy enough.
A: Jumanji
Q: What is Mel Gibson's least favorite type of manji?
Next joke. No set-up needed.
An elderly woman finishes an appointment at her doctor's office and is asked to wait in the reception area for the results. After some time, the doctor comes out and tells the old woman that he has some bad news. The doctor approaches the woman and says, "My dear, I'm afraid you have cancer." The woman responds sadly, but notices the doctor still has a look of concern on his face. The doctor continues, "I'm also afraid you have alzeimers disease". In attempt to console herself and the doctor, the woman responds confidently, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
BA-DUM-CHING!
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